schlüpfrig - slippery
Tex Saverio Haute Couture 2012
My German textbook just alerted me to the fact that there is a German city called Worms and I just spent the last five minutes giggling over its Wikipedia article which features delights including but not limited to the following:
the cathedral of Worms
the Battle of Worms
the Treaty of Worms
scholars of Worms
Worms prospered in the High Middle Ages
Worms also played prominently into the Protestant Reformation in the early sixteenth century
the Diet of Worms
And last but not least, this gem:
Worms has nothing to do with worms.
childproof lids aren’t meant to keep 21 year olds out of cough syrup, yet they do
Oh no! I swear we have drugs in blister packs! I don’t know where you can find them but I SWEAR we have them somewhere.
To be fair, I’ve only tried to buy painkillers one time so it might just have been the particular CVS I went to that didn’t have any. Now that you’ve assured me they do exist I’ll try harder to find them next time!
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin’ five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat
I’m ridin on a dolphin, doin’ flips and shit
The dolphin’s splashin’, gettin e’rybody all wet
But this ain’t Aegae, this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget.
GUESS WHO JUST PASSED THEIR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH 6 MINORS
I have no words.
Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.